puzzle

Why is it that when a candidate promises to change the way an entire nation operates, people get excited, but when an online social networking company changes the way their website looks, people get outraged?

note

I am going on vacation and will probably be taking a break from blogging, not that you would notice except for this post. Please eagerly await my glorious return and slowly realize that I will only disappoint you.

Sick Sick Sick and a Reflection of My State of Mind

My temperature spiked to 101.9 tonight and I'm pretty much using it as an excuse to sit around internetting instead of cleaning up around the house. What is sicker: being sick, or...whatever the other choice is, you know. what? um.

Think I'll go pick up some laundry off the floor and then get back to watching the Carpet Brothers on hulu.

F(l)oo(re)d

My wife has noticed that since Buggle was born, her tolerance for dropped food has increased. I found this interesting but I didn't seriously think that the threshold of sanitariness could get much lower for an inveterate five-second-rule-stretcher such as I am. But I don't think that a year ago if someone had knocked a salad off my lap, I would have picked up every single piece of lettuce and sliced-side-down tomato off the carpet, plucked out a few balsamic cat hairs and enjoyed the salad as though nothing had happened.

I'm pretty sure I have to have this

The "updated classic" takes a shocking turn. 

I hope this is more fun than "All the World's a Grave: A New Play By William Shakespeare " turned out to be.

I am weird

Some things I have done recently that have provoked remark, though I didn't see anything strange about them:

1. I shelled an egg into my hat.
2. I can't think of anything else.
3. So maybe I am not really that weird.

Furthermore...

I'm pretty sure my previous two posts together constitute the shortest Menippean Satire ever written.